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December 27, 2020

Review: Escape to Pirate Island by Niamh Murphy

Genre: fantasy – pirates, lesbian on boats

Pairings: f/f

Queer Representation: cis lesbian, cis bisexual

Warnings: forced removal of a woman’s clothing which exposes her gender

Review

Catherine ‘Cat’ Meadows, born a landed lady, is also a smuggler on the high seas. After her husband’s death (along with a few others) Cat becomes wanted for murder and must take passage on a ship as a cabin boy (concealing her gender…I’m fairly certain you know where my review is going from here).

Lily Exquemelin is the daughter of a landed man and a whore, and has recently been orphaned. Her father of course has left Many Debts, and Lily must clear them or end up in debtors prison. She has an old treasure map and key left from her father’s privateering days. Desperation sends her to seek out a ship she can hire with very little money, for a crew that will sail without knowing where they are going.

Only scoundrels would take such a journey, of course, just as only scoundrels would take on a cabin boy with no experience and no references. Catherine and Lily end up on the same ship, where everyone has a secret and everyone is also hunting for Mr. Exquemelin’s lost treasure. There are fifteen thousand mutinies (an estimation), character motivations switch at the drop of a hat, a kissing scene that quickly leads to some lackluster deserted island sex, and a reasonably happy ending.

This is a very hard book to review. On the one hand, LESBIAN PIRATES. Sign me up. It has all the tropes I love–the bastard heiress, the brusque pirate with a heart of gold, a little bit of cross dressing, swashbuckling, and boats. The writing is solid in terms of syntax and grammar, and I never felt beaten to death with adjectives or endless redundancy. Structurally the story was fine, with a five part act and a wide crew within a decently depicted universe.

Unfortunately, the writing felt like the author was trying to subvert tropes, but didn’t understand enough about the tropes to subvert them. Other times it felt like they wanted to lean into the tropes but not enough groundwork was put down first. Cat is our ‘top’, but alternates between rough and tumble and being a giant pushover who can’t seem to drive the plot. She spends most of the book as a plot spectator, being pushed and pulled wherever the narrative needs her to go. Lily is the femme, sometimes a Power Femme, sometimes a High Femme, dependent upon plot needs and whether Cat is topping or not.

There was little voice distinction between the two leads, and it often felt like their personalities intertwined…as if they were one character continuously split in whatever direction the author needed. It was impossible to gain a foothold into the world, and Cat’s inability to push the plot lead me to skimming most of her sections. Normally hers would be the character I would be most engaged with, but there was just so much failure. And not failure in the world, so much as just failure to act.

The book also contained the trope I hate most in the world, the exposure of a character’s gender (/birth sex) by forced removal of clothing. It wasn’t as gratuitous as in some other books since Cat IS a woman, just masquerading by choice, but Cat is still forced to be naked from the waist down right before she is whipped with a cat-o-nine-tails. Hard pass. Especially with the jeering and leering that comes along with it from the pirate crew.

(trigger warning – the excerpt is below wherein Cat’s gender is forcibly revealed)

“Remove the boy’s shirt,” he ordered them.

The men stepped forward and, to Strong’s horror, they ripped off the shirt.

They laughed and stepped back to reveal what appeared to be a boy in a girdle. 

“What’s this?” Kingsley spat, infuriated. “Armour is it? Did you hope to spare yourself the pain? One hundred lashes!” He pulled a knife from his belt and tossed it to one of the guardsmen. “Cut it off.”

Strong looked round for Fletcher. ‘Where’s the man gone?’ he thought. He couldn’t understand why he wasn’t next to hm, ready to partake in whatever action they could. 

‘Few men can survive a hundred lashes,’ he was panicking, ‘few men.’

Then suddenly there she was.

No longer ‘Jack.’ By a long way, she was no longer Jack; her hair was loose in the breeze, her eyes defiant, and her chest bare. There was no shame about her manner. She stood like a Queen of the Amazons held captive by savages.

And yes, I do appreciate that Cat owns it there at the end, but the act itself, and the threat of doing more, is just so overdone for me. Props, however, go to the author for including the first ever discussion of menstural product needs on a pirate ship that I have ever seen.

There’s so much potential in this book, and yet it really fell flat for me. I felt no chemistry between the two leads, found the writing wandered where it needed to be snappy, and was too snappy where it needed to breathe. It’s not a bad read, it’s just a boring one. An additional round of edits to trim here and expand there could have really brought this out to SHELL GAME level of awesome. Still, if you’re into lesbian pirate adventures it is worth checking out. Boring lesbian pirates are better than no lesbian pirates, always.

Grab a confusing cowboy hat (see front cover) and join your own lesbian pirate gang here.

Filed Under: book review Tagged With: fantasy, lesbian, lesbians on boats, pirate, problematic tropes

May 12, 2019

Review: Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant

Genre: contemporary thrillers/light horror

Pairings: f/f

Queer Representation: cis lesbian, cis bisexual

Warnings: gore

Review

(from the jacket)

Seven years ago the Atargatis set off on a voyage to the Mariana Trench to film a documentary bringing to life ancient sea creatures of legend.

It was lost at sea with all hands.

Some have called it a hoax; others have called it a tragedy.

Now a new crew has been assembled. But this time they’re not out to entertain. Some seek to validate their life’s work. Some seek the greater hunt of all. Some seek the truth. But for the ambitious young scientist Victoria Stewart this is a voyage to uncover the fate of the sister she lost.

Whatever the truth may be, it will only be found below the waves.

Okay so first off, if you can, you should get a signed copy of this book, because sometimes Grant/McGuire draws creepy little fish in it:

because she is also, quite possibly, a ravenous mer-person.

Second, you should get this book because holy balls is it amazing.

The premise starts a little silly, with a group of documentary film makers who make their money off of bogus films, much like on the old Discovery Channel (THE TRUTH ABOUT BIGFOOT, anyone?). Except when the company decides that mermaids are the next big thing and send out a boat to get some footage of… ocean? Probably? Anyway, the boat never comes back.

But because cell phones and such, some of the video feed that was being recorded does get sent, and it shows some terrifying mermaid-looking things eating the crew.

The public can’t decide if it is a hoax or not. Imagine Entertainment knows very well it isn’t a hoax, but has to let the public chill a bit before it can do its very first ever real documentary.

Fast forward some number of years. Victoria’s sister died on the original voyage and she’s determined to return to the location and get some closure. Luckily she is one of a handful of mermaid/ocean/sound experts that Imagine Entertainment scouts for its next voyage, which is how Victoria finds herself on a massive boat with professional hunters, a gajillion scientists and, eventually, killer mermaids.

INTO THE DROWNING DEEP has an ensemble cast and multiple POVs, however the head hops move the narrative along instead of repeating events, which means the tension and pacing don’t get sacrifices in the name of introspection.

There’s some fantastic rep in the book, from fluent users of American Sign Language (two of whom are deaf), queer people, and an autistic lead character.

The mermaids themselves are…well downright terrifying, and their few POV spots are like icy fingers on your spine. The science in the book is strong and concise without devolving into technobabble. It really feels like you are listening to scientists bicker, and the description is so precise that it’s hard not to reach out and want to touch mermaid hair, or run screaming for your life as one of them launches over the side of your boat/armchair. Grant/McGuire is clearly familiar with academic life, and little throwaway lines like below cement the worldbuilding:

“I may not have credibility, but I have tenure, and that’s more than I can say for you.”

“Ex-girlfriend used to talk about the Serranko series like they were sex toys,” said Olivia. “I sort of memorized their product catalog for pillow talk. Which means they still send me catalogs. Paper catalogs on this thick, glossy paper that you know costs almost a dollar a page. It’s amazing. It really is science porn.”

And the romance line, oh, the romance line. I never knew how badly I needed science nerd romance until I saw this:

“Uh, hi,” said Tory.

“Hello,” said Olivia, cheeks coloring faintly pink. She paused before asking, “Did your science go well?”

“Oh. Uh, yes. Very well.” Tory resisted the urge to rub the back of her own neck. She was here for science–she was here for Anne–not for some schoolgirl crush on a woman who couldn’t stop bleaching her laundry.

Honest.

—

“No offense, hon, but you flirt like it’s a form of espionage and you’ll be executed if you get caught.”

INTO THE DROWNING DEEP may end up being my gateway into horror/thriller books, since I was enthralled with the story from the start. If you’re looking for science in your contemporary thriller/horror, some decent humor, and lesbians on boats (an exciting new subgenera!), you can pick up INTO THE DROWNING DEEP in paperback here, ebook here, and audio here.

Killer mermaids sold separately. Hopefully.

 

Filed Under: book review Tagged With: bisexual, lesbian, lesbians on boats, reviews

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